Coming Back in Memes

My daughter sent me some memes today. By golly, I raised a good conservative kid. I think she gets these from friends at church. I can’t wait to see what she does with the granddaughter.

Remember, this is the girl that I taught shooting skills: Shoot until the target changes shape or catches fire. She loves that philosophy. She and hubby took a weekend off to purchase ‘garden implements’ last year. You know – shovels and rakes and implements of destruction. And feed for those implements. He’s a real combat veteran gentleman: He provides cover fire while his lady reloads. Betcha that granddaughter will be able to put one in each eye when she’s 5.

It Didn’t Work

They tried to kill me, but it didn’t work. I’ll be back. The hospital pushed hard for Do Not Resuscitate, but I’d already saved the others, and wasn’t going to let them get the $39,000+ for claiming they killed me with the ‘Rona. I am meaner and angrier than ever before. I will return bit by bit stronger and tougher.